|KARBON d' ALlEN ADVICE COLUMN PAGE ONE
Some Cosmo Friends of mine had
told me about you and your column. I
was hoping that you would help me
get my mom's lantern back.
Over 30 years ago, I was listening to
some signals from your planet earth.
They were inviting a bunch of us to
your planet, promising to give us a
'swell time'. (Ha - was that a joke!)
After hearing this, I thought - " why
not." So .. I grabbed dad's sports craft
, mom's lantern , picked up my
Pleidian Sweetie and off to Earth we
went. I figured I would start the
evening off with a nice romantic
lantern lit dinner in this little lake
outside of KarbonDale, Pranksilvania.
Just as I was opening up a vintage
bottle of Venusian Rapture 00110, we
heard ping pang sounds coming from
outside the craft.
A bunch of crazy humans had
surrounded the pond and one of
these strange looking creatures
started shooting at us.
We barely escaped with our lives,
leaving dad's craft and mom's lantern
Although the craft was taken by your
military I had heard that someone in
Karbon Dale may still have the lantern
This lantern holds sentimental value
and we would like it back.
I have heard from some friends on
Planet Serpa that not all humans are
bad - especially those with red hair.
Since you have the reddest hair I have
ever seen, I was hoping you might
|LISTEN TO KARBON TALK ABOUT THE LOST
LANTERN OF KARBON DALE
ON HER PREMIER SHOW
|I Have Lost My Lantern
Coming Directly From
Karbon Dale , Pranksilvania
"The Other Reality"
The Karb Lady Portrayed by Laura Held
|This Pranksylvania Redhead
has all sorts of advice for you.
Ask her a question on
anything - If she doesn't have
the answer she will make one
|Karbon d' Alien Goes in Search
of the Missing Lantern.
It seems that Karbon Dale, Pranksilvania's 'Ace'
Slooth, Karbon 'd Alien may have a lead on the
lantern caper. Tune in the the Karbon d'Alien
show to catch the 'rest of the story'. ...
|The Anonymous Letter
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Sunday nights at 7 p.m. Central
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Listen to this Week's Show as the Karb Lady
gives us more information on her search for
Lantern Less's Lantern .
Also the Karb Lady will be introducing to you listeners
some new 'characters' that will
be included in her shows.
These 'characters' are from a
shadowy detective agency ,
Lockhead Detective Agency
Detective Matt "Lock"
and his sidekick Fish "Head"
THE KARB LADY GOES XFILES
|Detective Matt "Lock"
and his side kick
| CLICK PHOTOS FOR THESE CARTOONS
Cartoons by 'ACE' Cartoonist Mary Sutherland
THE SHAD DETECTIVES FIZZLES THE KAT
Learning about the Karb Lady's plan to expose the 'Shad
Detectives, MattLock and FishHead, in a desperate act
of terrorism, had a kat delivered to the Karb Lady in the
guise of a Valentine Present from a Secret Admirer.
When the Karb lady takes the kat into her home she
soon realizes ....This is No Ordinary Kat..
A KAT CREATED WITH EXPLODING FUR BALLS!
Fortunately for the Karb Lady the 'shad detectives'
combined IQ is comparable to Dumb and Dumber.
Instead of going off with a bang, the kat now walks
around the house making these small popping sounds
and fizzles. The kat so reminds The Karb Lady of the
Old Alka Seltzer jingle, "plop plop fiz fiz - oh what a
relief it is" - that she has decided to keep the kat
and name him
MORE ON FIZZLES
The Karb Lady goes in search of
Psychics to find the Missing Lantern
and get to the bottom of 'what exactly
took place with the ufo that landed in
their pond outside of KarbonDale
Pranksylvania and the lantern.
Who are the 'culprits' behind this
mystery and what are they up too.
Could it be the villians 'The Shad
Dectives' or some one else.
Listen to next weeks show as Karbon
talks with the psychics - both in her
reality and ours!
Dimensions hold no barriers when it
comes to the Karb Ladys quest for
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